I have to be at work in 6 hours, but I’m seeing @tonightaliveofficial for the sixth time sooooo zero fucks #theothersidetour (at SOMA)
my friend came to school on halloween and didnt have a costume and i asked him why he wasnt dressed up
and he said “well i was going to come as frozone, but i couldn’t find my damn supersuit”
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just rip my heart out.
i’m not even a suicide silence fan and this made me cry
Just gonna lay here and cry now…
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the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
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Source: didyouknowblog.com
devilish sunsets by STEPtheWOLF on Flickr.
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Goddamnit pandas.
“Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.”
“And I get paid to do this.”
“Yes.”
“Splendid.”
so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills
I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”
but then you flip it over and
it looks like it has fucking wordart on it
They literally fucking used WordArt
AMERICA
“LSD causes users to lose weight.”
That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.
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i tried to type “is australia even real” and for some reason wrote “is mayonnaise even real” instead
hm
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